Uniden

1: Someone who through one obviously terrible mistake ruins everything

way to be a total uniden doug!

by Bloodychairs October 29, 2010

unidentified drinking injury

as the name says a injury you wake up with from the nigh before (only if you dont remeber doin it)

person 1 ''omg your scratched all over!''
person 2 '' haha they must be unidentified drinking injury's from last night;;

by lewis page May 26, 2008

Uncident

(1)A situation or story that someone shares that obviously DID NOT happen,or(2) How someone takes something you've done or experienced it,and take it over the top(to try to outdo or make another jealous).

(1)When someone claims to be the child of someone very rich,and has a fabulous life..but spends their entire day<everyday..all day> in a chatroom.

(2)Her:"My dad got to shake President Obama's hand."

Her2:"That's nothing. My great,great<you get the idea>grandfather got to cross the Delaware with George Washington."

Her:"Bitch,you know that DID NOT happen. I see you're channeling another of your fucking uncidents again,lying ass!"

by JocularC62 August 21, 2010

Scp-457346594857938475938477-Unidentified

S ̺̈͆̈́̏́͛̎̾͗͝h ̭̘̰̠̹̕͜e ̢̠̞͈͖̲̹͖̅̒̈͜ ͍̙̩̜͂̔̊̈́̽i ̡̛̰͉̖̙͓̥̲̏̓̍̃͗̓̕̕s̵̡͎̗̻͈̩̬̐̄͗̿̂̍̒ ̴͓͈͈͔̳̳̰̗̬̏ͅc̴̡͈͇̣̒̍͝o̵̙͝m̵̗̺͎̻̳̱̫̣̙̐̇̋͑̂͊̈́̏̈́̐i ̛̦̟̗̏̅̋̈͒̽͆͘n̴̲̮̆̉̉̐̈́̄̕ͅg̴̗̚͜ ̴̛̼̺͕̱̻̪̲̉͋̚ͅb̶͚̺̹̗̑̀̈́́͌e ̖͉̼͔͕̼̘̀̋̒w ̧̮̳̟̮͎͇̟̌̉̉̉̇̄̌͝ͅa̶̜͓̘̗͍͊̆̚r ̼̖̄̍̈͘͠͝ĕ̶̱̘̗̣̮̦͍͔̉ ̝̭̐͝ͅh̴̻̆͛̆̊͘͝e̶̱̮̘͕̞̻͌͒͗̍͆͝͝r ͙̰̊̍̀̿̄͐ ͓͝s ̙̺̺̯̝͚̲̯͙̕̚p̵̡̙̣̠̲̋̈̃ì̵̧̲̲̬̮̱͎̆̾̄̔̒͜ͅr̴̝̍́͂͗͊͝ḯ̶̝͇̤̊͐t ̨͕͍̗̥̗͎͚̱̅̽̌̐̓̕͜͝ ͖͍̩͖̦̹͔̥̒͗̆͜͝l ̧̛͖̥̭̯̥̱͖̤̔́̅̄͋̄͆̈u ̛̥̀̅̊̈̌̄͌̕͝r ̡̡̭̞̳̪̻̝̟̘̿̔̈́͆̃̀̽͆̕̚k̶̲͊̀̀s̶̜͓̪̯̘͕̬̳̯̰̒͒͋͌͒̕ ̨̭̹͎̈́̃͒͆s̵̡̢̭̳̣̞̘͙͒͛̆͑̅͝͠͠h ̧̥͍̪͚͖͛̑e ̧̻͈̦̯̫̭̩̗̇̄̂ ̵͈̩̟̖̣͝ì̵̥̮̗̗̌̍͌͂͆̈́̚͜s̴̢̢͇͍̻͒͝ ̴̘̻̺̀̋̿͝ç̴̖̻̑ͅo̵̫̼͇͗͘͝͝m ̨̨̞͈̣̞͖͇̙̣̀͝ǐ̴̛̟̲̤̮̮͙̹̗͇̈́͆̆̌̕n ̧̬̹̹̬̠̗̗̒̽̽́͐͂g ̨̤̭̱̾̒͐̀̍̓̈́͘͜͝ ̵̨͙̭̫͙́̽̍͜ͅs̶̤̻̯̮̫̅̔̉͛̇̄͘̕ẖ̶̫̇e̶̗̘͎̼̜͉͛̊̈́́̈́̅͜ ̴͚̹͗w̵̔͗́͐̽̔ͅi̵͓͍̯̾̔͑̐̌̍l̶̙͚͍͎̼͚͇̥̆͂ĺ̴͉͚̊ ̶͔͉̬̙̲̒̎̓͋k̴̖̂̓́̿̀͆̈́i̴̛͍̣̗̩̞͋̋̆͆͌l̶̨̨͖̭̤̪̦͔̆̎̀͋̔͠ͅĺ̴̛̖̯ ̡̧̧̛̣̪̯̮̄͘s̶̡̛͈̯͑̆̇̂h̵̛̟͔͕̯̣͚̲̃͂͒̄̕͜͠e ͓̪͎͍̦̯͂̿͂͘ ̧̢͔̺̼͇̬͍̮͒̽͌̿̓i ̛̺̪͑̒̈́̉́͝ş̴͍̜̮͇͙̄̆̑͒̅̓ ̶̫̣͈͈͉̫̦̲͊́̔̿̊͋ć̵̢̗̬̟̳̺̙̤͙̃͂̉̈͑́ọ̶̯̟̬͎̒̈́̅m ̢̙͉̙̲̿̈́i̴̤͐͛n ͔̭̐͂̾̅͆̎̚͠g̵̳̹͍̱̀̅ ̴̨̩͓̲̙̲̙̗̿̅̈́̈́͠ͅͅb̴̧͈̳̠̻͇̟͗̓̈́̾̅́̅̕̚ͅe ̨̺͔͈̒́́͌̆͠w̵̭͚͉͆̾́̔̓ắ̵̡̩͎̺̗̼̍͂̌̂̐͑r ̱̠͔̻͌̽͒̽̚e ̧̡̪̠͍͍̤̠̪͋̐̈̉̾̇͠͝ ̴̪̹̭̥̝͓͖̻̗̖̑̂͂̈́͗̉b ͙͚̳̓e ̨̭̦̘̰̯̝͗̍͛̕w̶̧̰̜̱͉̽͂͆͋̿̽̐̇a ̲͔͓͙̬̥̫̊̿̓̈́̎ͅr̶̖͌̑̆̆́ë̴̺̰̫̗͓̳̥̘͓̯́

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by I LUV NAMES March 31, 2022

U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

An unknown object that is forcibly driven inside of a person's anus

Me: I just asked what you jammed up my ass so I could tell the doctor in the emergency room.
Tito: to be honest with you I don't remember just tell him it is a U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

by Charlie Badass February 22, 2021

Unidentified Fat Object

Can be defined as someone so large they make the ground rumble with every footstep; there so gross they make you wanna piss on them.

Is that an earthquake? No it’s just another Unidentified Fat Object walking down the stairs. Ohhh right

by Lalalalalalallalalallalala August 31, 2009

UFO: Unidentified Fuck Off.

When someone blows you off for no apparent reason.

Text message: Hey good morning, how are you today? No response to text... UFO: Unidentified Fuck Off.

by alwaystails June 3, 2010