Underwear

The word underwear is commonly known as the undergarment worn for both men and women down below beneath clothes. This more modern definition means "to understand." This common noun has now become an adjective in the world of "slang" to describe comprehension.
"I do not underwear what's going on." - This sentence simply is translated to "I do not understand what's going on."

Variations of the word "underwear" exists to better express various degrees of understanding. For example, if one barely understands a situation, they may say "I rubber-band underwear" showing that they literally - BARELY underwear whereas someone who understands partially may say "I thong underwear."

Variations are left for the user to experiment with.
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completely useless to men
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1. The thing you wear under your clothes
2. To understand something
3. To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.
1. Why is your underwear all over the floor?
2. I don't underwear what you're saying.
3. My boyfriend and I made out by the food table then we went for it and underweared eachother.
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A. a nuisensical device designed to abate the process of dressing and undressing.

B. a pointless product designed as an economic stimulant in the textile industry
After wearing his new underwear just one time, Thais noticed a stripe in back that wasn't present at the time of purchase.
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I never wear underwear.
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ITS OPTIONAL!!!
i am comando today, no underwear
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The undergarments a guy wears just about anytime other then when hes knows hes about to score. They are barely holding on to life and could only be identified as underwear by either the owner or a person with a creative mind. Unlike famine underwear, men will wear this for an indefinite period of time until said garment vaporizes.
Just put on my favorite pair of underwear and it disintegrated
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