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Uncle Jesse

The act of raping a set of twins.
You see the Olsen twins, I just gave them an Uncle Jesse.
by Tanner Family September 24, 2012
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Uncle Jesse

Synonym for cocaine. Lines are referred to as "rippers".

(Uncle Jesse was a character played by John Stamos on the show "Full House". His band was called "The Rippers")
Where's Uncle Jesse?
by RonnieHoffman December 16, 2010
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Uncle Jesse

When two men are caught rubbing their anuses together.
Uncle Jesse saw the Duke boys rubbing their anuses together down by the crick. Uncle Jesse masterbated while Danny Tanner and Joey rubbed their anuses together.
by Last_Boy_Scout November 13, 2011
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Uncle Jesse

A bearded racist from the backwoods of Georgia who guzzled Daisy's huckleberry pies like it ain't no thing. He was played by Denver Pyle, the father of John Stamos. Denver Pyle died a while ago; he died of lung cancer. It probably sucked. He was from Methune, Massachusetts
by T Dog Jenkins June 11, 2004
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uncle Jesse style

To sit backwards in a chair so that your stomach is against the chairs back. You may or may not cross your arms and put them on top of the chair's back. Used when uncle jesse'in it or just being cool.
I wanted to look cool today so I sat uncle Jesse style. Then everyone copied me.
by hoss cat October 22, 2007
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uncle jesse and the oslen twins

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins
by Matthew November 16, 2003
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uncle jesse and the olsen twins

less better than Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers!
Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers are infact not uncle jesse and the olsen twins.
by Matthew November 16, 2003
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