uncle ted
The creepy guy always hanging round in the toilet, patrolling for potential poopers before spending hours in a cubicle.
uncle ted by ninjafloater October 16, 2010
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noun, Any elderly man driver who ends up in front of you, doing 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit when your in a hurry. Typically driving a Buick product, Lincoln Towncar, or some other large vehicle. The female variation on this is an "Aunt Gladys". Known to flash their lights or shake a fist at you when you finally get a chance to pass them.
Uncle Ted by Radiojunkie March 22, 2012
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Uncle Ted got so pissed at Thanksgiving that we found him on the floor of my cousin's room passed out and soaked in urine.
uncle ted by Professor Fatbot January 26, 2004
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In the classic Amiga game 'Putty' (and later in 'Putty Squad') Uncle Ted was the bloke that played the Hammond organ, causing all baddies to dance uncontrollably for a few seconds. Definitely a good guy to have around.
Amiga die-hard: "Watching people dance at raves reminds me of Uncle Ted from Putty. Must be hypnosis or something,"
PC User: "What in God's name are you on about?"
PC User: "What in God's name are you on about?"
Uncle Ted by Scatterflash January 25, 2005
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Uncle Ted by eskimo87908 December 9, 2008
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The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.
Uncle ted by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020
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