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Uncle Ted 

noun, Any elderly man driver who ends up in front of you, doing 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit when your in a hurry. Typically driving a Buick product, Lincoln Towncar, or some other large vehicle. The female variation on this is an "Aunt Gladys". Known to flash their lights or shake a fist at you when you finally get a chance to pass them.
I was late for my doctors appointment today because I ended up driving behind an Uncle Ted.
Uncle Ted by Radiojunkie March 22, 2012

uncle ted 

Your drunk uncle. Even if your drunk uncle isn't Ted, he'd probably respond to it.
Uncle Ted got so pissed at Thanksgiving that we found him on the floor of my cousin's room passed out and soaked in urine.
uncle ted by Professor Fatbot January 26, 2004

Uncle Ted 

In the classic Amiga game 'Putty' (and later in 'Putty Squad') Uncle Ted was the bloke that played the Hammond organ, causing all baddies to dance uncontrollably for a few seconds. Definitely a good guy to have around.
Amiga die-hard: "Watching people dance at raves reminds me of Uncle Ted from Putty. Must be hypnosis or something,"
PC User: "What in God's name are you on about?"
Uncle Ted by Scatterflash January 25, 2005

Uncle Ted 

Ted Stevens is referred to as Uncle Ted by many Alaskans.
Uncle Ted brings home the bacon. He just got $398 million to build a bridge to Gravina Island.
Uncle Ted by eskimo87908 December 9, 2008

Uncle ted 

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.
Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy
Uncle ted by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020