by Seany Mac May 04, 2003
A man blows a load into his own hand. He then proceeds to make out with his girlfriend/wife and runs his siemen-soaked fingers through her hair. Upon finishing his round of tonsil hockey and greasing his better half's hair with his seed, he proclaims, "HAVE MERCY!" This relates to the Uncle Jesse character portrayed by the acting genius, John Stamos, on Full House. Uncle Jesse sported a sick mullet, used tons of hair product, and proclaimed the phrase mentioned above after sucking face with the boner-inducing Lori Loughlin.
by Masturbatrix July 16, 2011
The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.
I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.
by DannyKRage February 26, 2012
Uncle Jesse (v)
Any action that is done in the spirit of sweetness, similar to that of all things done by Uncle Jesee himself
Any action that is done in the spirit of sweetness, similar to that of all things done by Uncle Jesee himself
I am so Uncle Jesse-ing my girl right now, she's loving it.
Dude, I totally Uncle Jesse-d my History final this morning!
Dude, I totally Uncle Jesse-d my History final this morning!
by The Emesspino Crime Boss May 05, 2003
To sit backwards in a chair so that your stomach is against the chairs back. You may or may not cross your arms and put them on top of the chair's back. Used when uncle jesse'in it or just being cool.
by hoss cat October 06, 2007
by Matthew November 17, 2003
by Matthew November 17, 2003