ultimatum 

1. When someone gives you the choice between something bad and something worse.

2. When someone gives you the choice between something bad and nothing at all.

My Boss gave me the ultimatum between working full time on Saturdays and getting fired.

The only choice the Last of Us 2 gives the player is the ultimatum between doing terrible things for no reason, and turning off the game.

ultimatum by Idno July 7, 2020

Ultimatum marriage 

A marriage where a woman or a man demand their significant other marry them or they are leaving. marriage, ultimatum, civil union, gay marriage, starter marriage

This is gonna be an ultimatum marriage. We've been dating 3 years and she is sick of the uncertainty.

Ultimatum marriage by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016

ultimatum dater 

A person who is interested in going out on a date with you at a specific time and place but expects you to cancel whatever plans or commitments you had that on that day in order to it. If the person is unwilling to cancel their other plans/commitments, the dater then loses interest in the person and moves on to another guy/girl. Commonly found on online dating websites.

Girl: Wanna go out sometime?
Guy: Sure, When are you free ?
Girl: I'm free on Monday.
Guy: I have class on Mondays. Can we go out on another day?
Girl: Doesn't sound like you're interested in going out with me. Gotta go.
Guy: Yes I do can't we go another time....Hello ? That girl is such an ultimatum dater.

ultimatum dater by CapAIM November 4, 2009

Ultimatum Show 

The popular YouTube group that makes comedy and stunt videos

Ultimatum Show Plays Basketball, Ultimatum 6065 and We Hate Boxes

Ultimatum Show by Ultimatum Show July 6, 2010

threesome ultimatum 

A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.

No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.

I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.

threesome ultimatum by succulentboi August 17, 2004

drunk ultimatum 

(noun)
A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.

We were going to leave Royal Exchange until a shit faced Googs made a drunk ultimatum.
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs

drunk ultimatum by Green Balls November 22, 2010

The Ultimatum

In gay sex, where the guy being fucked reaches their climax, the guy behind him does a somersault above his head drinks up the cum ejected from the fucked guy's penis.

Jacob just used The Ultimatum on me. I moaned so much, I think it made the cum tastier.

The Ultimatum by BushLadyNatalia January 13, 2020