ultracrepidate

To criticize beyond sphere of one’s knowledge.

In a Roman story, a cobbler criticised the sandals in a painting by the painter Apelles, and then complained about further parts of the work, to which Apelles is said to have replied, "Ne sutor ultra crepidam", or, roughly, "The cobbler must not go beyond the sandal". As true today as it was then.

Yeah... an ultracrepidate alright...

by OPA January 3, 2008

ultracazooted

When you smoke marijuana and get so high you go cross eyed.

Dude, I smoked a fat blunt and I was ultracazooted.

by MariahKerri March 29, 2015

Ulrich

a guy with an 8 inch penis

oh my god the average is 7 but ulrich has an 8 inch penis

by my dick is only a little big October 29, 2018

Urlacher

1. proper noun. #54 Middle Linebacker for the Chicago Bears who can tear any player apart
2. adj. beast
3. verb. the act of smashing an inanimate object to the ground followed by saying, "Urlacha'". Popularized by Kevin in 2003.

Did you see Urlacher Urlacher Mike Vick's pass and then break T.J. Duckett in half?

Yes, Urlacher is a beast.

My balls itch.

Bummer.

by KDog the crazy mofo December 22, 2005

ulrich schnauss

- God of music
- Godlike music

A) What is this godlike music that we are listening to?
B) T'is Ulrich Schnauss

by Mayro November 18, 2004

Ultracheese

Something either received or given. If received (more popular), an entity has wronged you (usually legally.) However, this wrong was usually not done to raise the status of the giver (often, the transaction is unbeknownst to the giver.) Instead, it is a loophole-esque way to inconvenience the receiver in an uncanny but not severe or permanent way. If given, usually done in a braggadocios and conscious manner; he or she knows he or she is giving the Ultracheese. It often elevates the status of the giver rather than the degradation of the entity. However, the entity is usually a higher power that is villainized a la beauracracy. Inspired by the Arctic Monkeys song of the same name. Gained in popularity after cult podcast College Avenue Podcast described it in a titular episode.

Person #1: The Parking Authority was about to tow my car, but I swung by last minute and drove off.
Person #2: Dude, you so gave them the Ultracheese.

"The school just Ultracheesed me; they're making me take a Shakespeare course even though I already took one at community college.

by TheRealBurenchi March 12, 2019

Ulric

Name of german origin, used to describe a kind hearted man. Tranlsates, to man of the wolves. This is why Ulric's are independant creatures when it comes to the hunt, but need the protection of their pack to survive. They can be unscocial but are good lovers to the lucky person that catches their eye.

Althought he is a very good friend, Ulric has a short temper and can be quite aggressive. They are there to defend you but will also most likely be the ones to attack you. Ulric's can be vulnerable, this is the reason why they do not get far in life, the fear of failure.

Look there's Ulric, he's so great.

by Gah-brep-brep February 9, 2010