Ulcer

Pains in mid-chest caused by holes in stomach or upper digestive tract. This damage is caused by excessive scooby use or other excessive partying materials (sometimes at The Office.)

The Fat Kid just can't understand how he got an ulcer after spending twenty hours per week at the strip joint.

by baconjive March 11, 2006

ulcer

A pregnant woman.

My wife recently became an ulcer.

by VinelSeason July 30, 2021

Ulcer

A hole in the stomach cause by consuming copious amounts of Cum. The only known crue is ordering milk at a place you would never even guess sold milk

Excuse me waitress at the Country Bar. I know this is going to sound weird but I downed a bunch of man juice last night and my Ulcer is going crazy. Can I get a glass of milk.

by Boby Loblaw April 16, 2008

Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.

(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.

by sir twiggles May 5, 2007

ulcercholitis

If your name is Dax Pataki on an inversion table; face turns to the color of Tabasco sauce causing the ulcer to flair up leading to the intestines to seep out of all the pores on the body.

I just went to my dermatologist holding my intestines in my hands and she asked if I was Dax Pataki with ulcercholitis.

by Daximus Patakimus June 17, 2008

ulcerator

someone who makes something ulcerous in order to antagonize; someone who draws attention to a subject or situation by incessant agitation; someone who provokes a reaction by aggravation.

He is another ulcerator ranting again about some pet peeve.

by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010

Ulcerism

1. (Noun) A behavior that may cause a viewer to contract an ulcer simply by viewing it
2. (Noun) A behavior so absurd and deficient in quality it leaves a viewer wondering if it is induced by an ulcer on the part of the one carrying it out
3. (Noun) A state of being within a large group which is so deplorable it must be caused by an ulcer somehow

I knew this piece would be easy for you, so I didn’t expect you to play it with such ulcerism.

by Izencork May 16, 2022