Ukranian Breakfast

The act of cracking two eggs and dumping the yoke on to a woman's vagina, then eating it out.

Guy 1: So the other day I had a Ukranian Breakfast...
Guy 2: No way! I heard those are the shit!

by pringlekid March 29, 2010

ukranian

really HOT ,not always friendly , but kind people dat have suffered a lot.

Look @ dat fuckin american he duznt even know wot real life is like , but he thinks he can judge ukrainians.

by Ukrainian October 29, 2003

ukranian

1. Best former Soviet Block ever!
2. One who eats bread + salted lard.
3. One who comes from the biggest country in Europe with a shit-poor economy.
4. An answer u get when u ask me if i'm Russian.

He's ukrainian cuz he eats 'xlib' and 'salo'.

by Ivan D. July 7, 2005

The Ukranian Fog Horn

A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.

I was so excited when said she would give me the ukranian fog horn. Too bad it ruptured my anus.

by Sponsored_rapist February 7, 2019

ukranian

the slavic language of the ukrainians, closely related to russian

Truth be told, there are a considerable number of Ukrainian speakers in -- yes -- Brazil.

by azer November 10, 2002

ukranian purple tortoise

a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge

Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.

by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009

Ukranian combat boots

Classic adidas shoes with three stripes. Usually black or navy blue. As seen worn by volunteer fighters on both sides of the Ukraine front.

I see you're rockin those Ukranian combat boots today.

by Cpt. Nemo March 17, 2019