uhmaf

ejaculating and burping at the same time whilst toe fucking a teenager

i am uhmaf tonight

by Jimmy Graville November 23, 2020

umpf

boring stuff

annoying stuff
boring things that happens to you

dude 1: i’m stuck at the airport all dayy and my flight is canceled

dude 2: umpf dude that sucks

by loverofallturtles19 June 4, 2022

umpf

boring stuff
feeling bored
hahahahahaha

dude 1: i’m stick at the airport all day man cause my flight is canceled

dude 2: umpf dude that sucks

by loverofallturtles19 June 4, 2022

Umpf’

A way to say you will point a gun to someone most likely their head

“Oi nigga im gonna umpf’ this at yo face”
Other guy
“Oh shit!”

by Rubart.pie March 26, 2024