staying uptown

sex with a woman where only her boobs are involved.

Him: How bout a slice?

Her: How bout staying uptown tonight, I'm having my monthly visitor.

by MadCobraStyle September 17, 2010

Take it uptop

To lay the smackdown on someone. Usually early.

Yo, his ass was straight wylin' so I had to take it uptop, early! Naa mean?

by Shortytuz November 21, 2004

pulling an upton

pretending you've had sex when you haven't, or pretending you're drunker than you really are

Chris: Oh my god, Lily was totally pulling an upton last night
Dennis: I know, she didn't even sleep with John! And she only had one beer!

by BlueBlossom November 20, 2016

uptown philly

Is the northwest section of Philadelphia west oak lane east oak lane east germantown mt airy. East mt airy mostly hood home for philly rappers cassidy and quilly millz

I run my city from south philly back to uptown philly

by osama Santana February 18, 2014

Uptown Gunk

When you go up in the town and accidentally jizz when you see an extremely hot girl

Guy 1: *Sees really hot girls*
Guy 2: (Guy 1) DAMN LOOK AT THOSE REALLY HOT GIRLS!
Guy 1: SHIT UPTOWN GUNK

by GunkerDunker March 5, 2015

upton park

Moderately crazy. London. Upton Park is an Underground station on the District Line and it is *two stops short of Barking*.

"You wanna watch out with that girl, she's Upton Park."

by Ralph Hancock May 13, 2006

Upstolit

When you find a great picture of yourself on a friends facebook, myspace, photobucket, etc. and you save it to your computer and upload it to your page. Your friend will most likely find out that you stole their picture.

Kristi: Hey, can i sign you out of myspace, so i can check my page?

Shar: Sure go ahead.

Kristi: Dude, you totally have the picture I took of us at Dolce on your page!

Shar: Yeah, I totally upstolit from your page last week.

Krisit: skank...

by Shar* May 6, 2009