uspe

a turkish joke about efe kaan

Uspeee

by bentleybenteyga May 12, 2023

USPS

a mailing service, and not a very good one either.

if the usps is out to deliver your package, than it's considered lost.

by someonewhoyoucantrust September 28, 2009

USPS

(v) to mail something via the United States Postal Service, a practice generally frowned upon by people under 30.

"Don't USPS your birthday party invites, that stone-age crap is strictly for weddings. Through rain or snow or dark of night still takes longer than the internet."

by adychka December 8, 2009

usp

Universal Self-Loading Pistol, in several mods, it is capable of firing 9x19mm, .40S&W,and .45ACP, the H&K USP comes with many faces such as the compact, expert, tactical and many more.

The H&K USP is a very effective firing arm.

by 1337 June 1, 2003

usp

Best pistol in counter-strike
only noobs that are pussy shits use deagle

i pwn'd 4 guys with usp

by --a0a-- February 25, 2003

USPS

(United States Postal Service) The shittiest mail delivery method known to man. When you order from USPS, make sure to add at least a week to the delivery time.

Person 1: Where's my package? I ordered it three weeks ago.

Person 2: Is it coming USPS?

Person 1: Yes.

Person 2: There's your problem.

by TheBestDefinitionMaker December 10, 2015

usp

A .45mm Pistol that can hold 12 bullets per clip

by ShinDragonZ April 4, 2003