Girl 1: So did you totally hit that
guy last night?
Girl 2: Oh my god no! I told him that I was STD free but he didn't tell me he had a severe case of USD!!!
Girl 1: What's so
bad about that?
Girl 2: It looked like an old
man's wrinkly arm and smelt like a rotten fish pie down there!
Girl 1: Fuck that's gross!