Urinal Cake

Whenever a man ejaculates inside a woman's mouth and she holds the semen in her mouth. The man then proceeds to pee in her mouth. Creating a urinal cake made of sperm.

"Jesse shot a huge urinal cake into my mouth last night"

by Beckers December 20, 2014

urinal cake

A civilian version of what is correctly called "officer candy" in the U.S. Navy.

Get with the program Seaman Recruit Smedlapp...mops are swabs...urinal cakes are officer candy!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Urinal cake

A nice refreshing cake to eat after taking a piss

Bruh im bouta eat a urinal cake, im hungry.

by abortionquickscope420mlg December 6, 2019

urinal cake

Any person who deems him or herself better than everyone else (i.e. "The Shit"), but is in fact lower on the social food chain than some bastard child of Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider at the Oscars. He is trampled on (or rather pissed on) by five year-olds and the elderly alike.

Dave's such a urinal cake, he bitched me out about my mile time but then lost to Rosie O'Donnell.

by Jennie G April 8, 2008

urine cakes

A delicious food product made by urinating into the top of the wedding cone. One then leaves the urine filled cone in the sun for several weeks, where time and pressure cause the urine to solidify, and the various components of the urine to separate. The chef then scrapes off the undesirable portions of the urine cake, and using a deli slicer, slices the urine cake into uniform 1/4" slices, as done with liverwurst and the like, Finally the urine cake is enjoyed by schlepping it onto some pumpernickel bread, with some lettuce and horseradish mustard. A true delicacy.

You:"Hey junk mail, I got you some delicious urine cakes from the market."
Me:"Thats terrific, however i think i will stick with just the pumpernickel bread for today."
You:"No offence, but you're from the isle of corradine."
Me:"Heh..Harley Davidson."

by ellsworthtoohey July 26, 2011

urinal cake

Any person who deems him or herself better than everyone else (i.e. "The Shit"), but is in fact lower on the social food chain than some bastard child of Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider at the Oscars. He is trampled on (or rather pissed on) by five year-olds and the elderly alike.

Dave's such a urinal cake, he bitched me out about my mile time but then lost to Rosie O'Donnell.

by Jennie G April 10, 2008

Icing the urinal cake

Masturbation at a public urinal.

I ran out of bills at the strip club, so I was down to icing the urinal cake in their bathroom.

by PantsofCorn January 17, 2011