uno

uno means one in Spanish

Jose - lets count in Spanish
Ben - I dont know how to Jose
Jose - just start off by saying uno

by Dat_Fr3$h_Gurl December 22, 2005

Uno

-An old card game
-The beginning of a song like 1,2,3...

I was playing Uno with some friends while one of the began a song by saying Uno, dos, tres...

by for you to decide July 6, 2003

Uno

A man born with one nut

Tc McNeill from salem high school in rockdale county Georgia

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

uno

A game you play with a cock and deck of cards. You slam the deck with your dick and whichever cards lands faced up, that's how many points you get.

Example;
Erick: Hey Nicki! Let's play some Uno!

Nickie: I don't have a cock...

Erick: Use mine!

by BiscuitThief March 5, 2007

Uno

A subtle way, usually used by men, to indicate an attractive woman in the vicinity without being caught.

UNO, 3 o'clock. Check out the Uno at the copy machine. I'd like to play Uno with her.

by FrayedEnds/MexanBlood October 20, 2009

Uno

A person that looks good from a distance and makes you say, "Ooooh" but when you get closer and their ugliness comes into clear view you yell, "hell NO!!!"

So I was about to go holla at this fine dime I saw at the bar but she ended up being a straight up Uno, and was like damn girl you gonna have to find a dude with some strong beer goggles before anyone takes your fugly ass home tonight.

by Hans Delbrook December 28, 2009

uno

to go somewhere alone wit a female and sexual intercourse

yo im bout to go to this chick house and play uno

by Paul Goodin August 2, 2007