Guy1: Dude how do you get the tenth puzzle piece in Treasure Trove Cove?
Guy2: Dude you gotta kill the crab and go in his shell.
Guy1: Oh. I knew it. I tryed to kill that crab like 50 times!
Guy2: Dude you gotta kill the crab and go in his shell.
Guy1: Oh. I knew it. I tryed to kill that crab like 50 times!
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Who is Twopenguins? He is a mother fucker
by Twopenguins December 23, 2012
Get the Twopenguins mug.A very hot and sexy woman names Tove Lo, if you don't know her fuckin looker her up. She's a 1000/10. Hot af, cool, nice, amazing, great music, sexy af, would totally do her if I could, and the list goes on!! Look her up if you don't believe me, you probs at least know her, she wrote "Stay High(Habits)" and "Talking Body" both great top 100 hit songs.
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Get the tove lo mug.1. N. A gathering of women with attractive gluteus maximi.
2. N./Adj. A phrase describing the presence of a lot of some item.
2. N./Adj. A phrase describing the presence of a lot of some item.
1. N. "Oh shit dawg! I just walked into a Weight Watchers meeting and found a booty trove! I'm going to have me a dinner of succulent hams tonight!"
2. N./Adj. Little Billy earned himself a booty trove of apples filled with razors and candy filled with needles on Halloween night.
2. N./Adj. Little Billy earned himself a booty trove of apples filled with razors and candy filled with needles on Halloween night.
by The Scarlet Pimpernil July 2, 2009
Get the Booty Trove mug.A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).
Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
by samaralic December 11, 2013
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"Yeah, they're total twoners."
"Yeah, they're total twoners."
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