Twoop

To engage the method of dance known as twerking while simultaneously defecating.

Miley Cyrus enjoys twerking in public, but has yet to show the world she can really twoop.

by MorgDaddy01 September 18, 2013

TWOOP

TWOOP... Two Hoops or Twin Hoops
When you use 2 hula hoops at the same time

I am a Twooper (a hula hooper that plays with twin hoops, two hoops)
If you are a Hula Hooper & you have Two hoops then you could say you are a TWOOPer and you TWOOP and you go out TWOOPing.
"Hey let's go out Twooping in the park and practice some new Twoop moves!"
"Wow those moves were Twoop-tastic"

by JuJu26 May 13, 2015

twooping

The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.

"bro did you see that dude twooping before"
"yes, please call the park rangers"

by wepty December 31, 2019

twoop

To have twin bowel movements, usually without the aid of diarrhea. The movements may be identical or fraternal.

I thought I was done, but I went back to the bathroom and had a twoop.

by The Twooper April 10, 2009

Twooping

Snooping or being nosy on twitter

~stalking someone's feed
~searching so hard for hard for that twitter drama

" Hey girl, are you twooping on twitter again?"

by Alliayuhyuhyuh January 30, 2018

Twoop

A combination of the words tweet and poop. Tweeting while pooping.

I was making a twoop then this guy walked in the bathroom and heard me.

by lboii April 30, 2015

Twoop

The act of sitting on the toilet while participating in social media (e.g. Twitter).

Disgruntled wife: Get out of the bathroom! You've been in there for almost an hour.

Husband: Leave me alone, I'm twooping.

by doc7string February 08, 2020