twoofer

1. derogatory term for those on the outer edges of the 9/11 truth movement.
2. derogatory term for any conspiracy theorist or political extremist who regularly uses the phrase 'speaking truth to power'

The twoofer said I was following the sheeple for not believing 9/11 was done with holograms, and that he was speaking truth to power

by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007

Twofer

A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday.

-"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Why?"
-"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!"

by superrandomperson March 1, 2011

twofer

When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.

Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?

Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks.

by denim420 January 13, 2010

twoofer

A derogatory term used to make fun of a truther (AKA a conspiracy theorist). It is usually used to belittle or demonize the word truther.

truther: "9/11 was an inside jobby job! And if you don't see it then you are a stupid sheep! WAKE UP!"
Sane Person: "You twoofers are delusional..."

by uduserE102 May 14, 2013

Twofer

A Canadian 24 pack of beer.

Hey you hosers were out of beer, someone needs to run to the ALCB and pick up a Twofer.

by Dustin Brown December 28, 2005

twofer

back to back blowjobs without ever releasing the penis from the mouth. can only successfully be performed by people with the skill to gently coddle the penis back into a repeat performance as it is very sensitive in the moments immediately following the initial blowjob

in an effort to please her Homer, Marge decided to give him a twofer. first she gave him a screaming blowjob which started with some salad tossing and ball suckling. Once he had cum, with out ever releasing his penis, she gently tongued his very tender and sensitive penis in a soothing manner and eventually it responded to her oral stimulation which she continued in increasing intensity

until she brought him to yet another screaming climax.

by imnothomer January 9, 2010

toffer

A stupid aristocratic person (combination of toff + tosser).

That David Cameron is such a toffer. No wonder he became leader of the Tory Party.

by Aliszka February 15, 2009