A two bagger is an ugly chick in which two paper bags are used. One to cover her face,..and one to cover your face incase hers falls off.
by Chamelion June 29, 2006
A chick so nasty ugly that you have to put two bags over her head during sex just in case she chews through the first one.
by Shih Ninja May 28, 2004
by BanderaIVVI January 20, 2005
A two bagger is a chick with a rockin' body, but a face that looks like it was beaten with an ugly stick. There are two principal reasons why someone would be called a two bagger. The most common reason is that a gentleman should be able to place one bag over her head and still enjoy the sexual experience, but for good measure will place another bag over his own head in case the aforementioned bag falls off the two bagger. Additionally, should a friend walk into the room while a sexual act with a two-bagger is occurring, the gentleman performing the act will be assured that his identity is protected.
Shawn: "Hey bud, you were a little drunk last night at the bar! If I was as drunk as you, I would have gone home with that butt ugly chick you were talking to! Did you put a bag over her head?"
Todd: "Bud, I would have used one bag, but she was definitely a two bagger."
Todd: "Bud, I would have used one bag, but she was definitely a two bagger."
by ajgutterbags April 27, 2011
by Marcy R November 06, 2006
A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I went out and ran 2 miles today, it’s I got a “two bagger” in today.
Graham: yo, JoJo, want to snag a two Bagger after work?
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Be good for me to bag a couple miles. .
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Be good for me to bag a couple miles. .
by DCyouknowme March 16, 2022
A girl with a hot body but such a hideous face that in order to do her you have to put two bags over her head - one to cover her face and the other one, in case the first one falls off.
From behind, she looked hot, but when she turned around and we saw her face, we realized she was total two bagger.
by Michelle Bbb June 20, 2006