Twittiot

1) Someone who thinks he/she is so self-important that he/she needs to post thoughts on Twitter.com, expecting others to follow them, rather than reaching out directly to others via calling, emailing, texting, etc.
2) One at the forefront of the destruction of communication in which one no longer reaches out to others, instead, one expects others to follow them via postings online.

I don't talk to Monty anymore; he's become a Twittiot in love with himself and his blackberry.

by TheVixster March 4, 2009

Twittiot

A person who cannot stop Twittering.

Hey Twittiot!...Do you think you can put down that Blackberry long enough to talk to me in person?

by MoLo36 April 15, 2009

Twittiot

Twitter users who post stupid, snide remarks meant to put others down, but instead wind up illustrating their own vast ignorance. Unfortunately, their stupidity keeps them from realizing just how stupid their twittiotic comments show them to be. Twittiots' favorite targets appear to be humans of darker skin color than their own pasty hue. (However, Twittiocy is not limited to the pasty-hued, or those of U.S. residence.)

Plural: Twittiots

Synonymous with the words and phrases "Ugly American," disgrace, uneducated, "The Weakest Link"

"And the Arab wins Miss America. Classic." - "Pookie," a white male youth in a skater cap commenting on the 2014 crowning of Miss America, Nina Davuluri, who is a U.S. Citizen of Indian ancestry.

A) "India" and those whose ancestors came from India are not "Arabic" or "Arabs." B) The United States is a melting pot, with citizens whose ancestors come from all over the world -- one of the great things about the United States. C) White male in skater hat and hoodie calling himself "Pookie?" Seriously? What a Twittiot.

"All of those people who said nasty things about the new Miss America are Twittiots."

"Not knowing the difference between an Arab and an Indian? What a total Twittiot."

"Saying that the new Miss America isn't a real American because her ancestors came from India? Complete Twittiocy."

Unfortunately, there are too many more examples to cite.

by TheDowager September 16, 2013

twittonese

Similar to textonese with grammar based on combinations of twitter, twitt and twat.

I read your twitt 's on Twitter then twat you a link to the Twittonese class please don't be late!

by JHowardKMAC August 2, 2016

Twitting

The process of posting messages to one's Twitter page.

"I was twitting throughout that whole presentation this morning."

by Ballapeno March 28, 2009

Twittiot

Trump

There is that Twittiot in the white house

by Robot free USA December 18, 2017

Twitition

Where one idiot tries to get a whole bunch of idiots to twitter some sort of response or support to something the Original Idiot (OI) posted. Once the OI's post has gained enough Secondary Idiot (SI's) tweets, whatever they're petitioning for can potentially be noticed by a Huge Idiot(HI), presumably the one that started the whole idiot problem in the first place. Then, this HI sits around and chuckles that the OI and all the SI's have absolutely nothing better to do with their time than be idiots on twitter. Then perhaps to humor all the idiots, the HI does something about where they idiotically f*cked up and spawned a whole bunch of idiocy.

OI-- Someone stole my backstage Justin Bieber Concert tickets, and the company doesn't care! Sign my twitition to help me raise awareness about this Huge Idiot company! It took my almost a year to get the money for those tickets!

SI-- OMG NO, NOT THE TICKETS!!! *tweet tweet tweet*

HI-- WTF seriously? Fine.

by AnimusArgentis July 3, 2010