Twitterdeaf

Someone who can't "hear" their friends tweets because they follow so many other people.

"I tweeted something cool yesterday but Joe didn't notice. He's completely twitterdeaf because he follows 3,000 people."

by Anthony Lawrence January 25, 2009

twitterite

An expert user of twitter.
One who writes twits throughout the day, everyday.

My friends are all twitterites. I have been a twitterite for the past year.

by UDwurdcreator February 2, 2009

Twitterize

twit⋅ter⋅ize
–verb (used with object), -ized, -iz⋅ing.
1. The act of enabling a person/object to access Twitter.
2. To show a person the wonders of Twitter.

high school kid - hey, are you twitterized yet?

college dude - Dude, I'm totally going to twitterize Shelly from Calculus tonight.

Business person - Hey, are you twitterized yet?

by TheTweeple April 17, 2009

twitteroids

Swelling and inflammation of vascular tissues in the anal canal as a result of sitting on the toilet for long periods of time while tweeting, blogging, texting, status updating or otherwise engaging in the creation or perusal of text based commentary through an internet connected device.

I tweeted for so long on the toilet, I think I gave myself twitteroids.

by Visagoth January 15, 2011

twitterize

The term refers to the need to condense writing down to a precise point that uses as few characters as possible.

That presentation is to long, it needs to be twitterized.

by HurricaneTammy August 27, 2017

Twitterite

A person who cant last more than a few minutes with out checking twitter.

Dave twitters every hour and has been diagnosed as a serious Twitterite!

by Boozewatch.com.au July 2, 2009

Twitterfaded

1)the state of being/or state of relationship when the warm fuzzies cease.

2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection is now gone.

3) romantically deflated (i.e.: it's over)

4) the opposite of Twitterpated

After years of dating Dave, Jan realized the fuzzies were gone; the excitement she once felt had mellowed into mild acceptance leaving her twitterfaded.

by Walter Winters October 4, 2009