Twittoma

Twittoma is rba3a dial lmsalyin krhom, their work : itl3oha 3la pretty much everything on this planet

They ask everyone idiha fkro meanwhile tawahd fihom mamdiha fkro

- are you a part of twittoma?
- diha fkrek

by 9lwa June 3, 2021

Twatmonkey

An idiot, or unpleasant person, used in the same way as douchebag, but more emphatic; one who dwells in twats, much like a buttmonkey dwells in butts

Each girl that Chuck goes for is sluttier and sluttier. He's such a twatmonkey

by JessicaLS April 10, 2006

twitcon

The picture icon on a twitter icon. Usually of the person who owns the account or of a business.

Your twitcon is extremely sexy.

by TheMonsterBD November 12, 2010

twittoris

The hyper-excited sexual gland of a female when a twitter follower of high stature retweets her post

Rosie thought her twittoris would explode after Daniel tosh retweeted her post about puppies

by Moo E. Loco September 14, 2013

Twimom

A group of 'adults' who have children and/or are married, who are overly obsessed fans of the overrated 'Twilight' book series. They usually spend their time, neglecting their children, ie. - forgetting to feed them - and also, ruining the dazzle of another, more superior community of 'fans' who go by the name of 'twatlight(ers)'.

"Hey, that kid looks pretty down, underfed and neglected."
"Oh. His mother must be a twimom"

by twimomsdiaf June 21, 2008

twitrovert

someone who feels an increased sense of bravery when Twittering, as opposed to in person.

She is so quiet in real life, but when she gets on Twitter, she lets her hair down and becomes quite the Twitrovert.

by karpo4 March 27, 2009

Twittourettes

Early Stage Twittourettes:

Early Stage Twittourettes is a condition specific to Twitter users who sit back and watch what other people are tweeting, while not actively tweeting themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will often send seemingly witty, yet random replies to a Tweet that he/she feels will result in, at the least, a short conversation. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 1

Advanced Stage Tourettes:

In Advanced Stage Twittourettes, the Twitter user will Tweet random thoughts which are geared towards drawing attention to themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 2

Example 1
Early Stage Twittourettes:

NormalUser1: Does anyone know if the Celebrity Standup special on TV is part of the Tour?

RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 Google is your friend

NormalUser1: Everyone says it is, so I won't watch it cuz I'm going to see him on tour.

RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 You're not missing anything, the TV special is censored

NormalUser1: So, is anyone else going to see the Celebrity Standup special on tour?

Example 2
Advanced Stage Twittourettes:

RandomGuy1: I tried vegetarianism, but I realized that all those cute animals are so delicious.

by Greywulf2112 May 17, 2009