A person who has read Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga and the Twilight movie, and completely obsesses over it.
*You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
*You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist.
*People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves.
*You cried through most of New Moon.
*Your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche
*You long to visit Forks, Washington
*You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires.
*You talk about Edward and Twilight so much, that your friends read it just to shut you up
*You have come to hate the sun
*You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY)
*Every time you're in a grocery store, you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple
*You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see stereotypical vampire teeth and costumes.
*You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
*You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist.
*People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves.
*You cried through most of New Moon.
*Your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche
*You long to visit Forks, Washington
*You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires.
*You talk about Edward and Twilight so much, that your friends read it just to shut you up
*You have come to hate the sun
*You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY)
*Every time you're in a grocery store, you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple
*You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see stereotypical vampire teeth and costumes.
Don't make fun of me and all of my Twitarded friends or I'll give you a paper cut right in front of Jasper...or I'll La Push you off a cliff...or, even better...I'll provoke the Volturra and blame it on you!
I am a Twitard!
I am a Twitard!
by Wish I was Bella Swan December 18, 2008
Guy #1: Susie and her friends camped out for 3 days to see that new Emo vampire movie.
Guy #2: What a bunch of Twitards.
Guy #2: What a bunch of Twitards.
by marklar2000 November 30, 2009
1. An especially dumb user of Twitter, often with extreme Left-wing political views.
Pronounced "Twi-tard" as in the word Twitter.
2. An especially dumb fan of the Twilight novels and movies by Stephenie Meyer.
Pronounced "Twi-tard" as in the word Twilight.
Pronounced "Twi-tard" as in the word Twitter.
2. An especially dumb fan of the Twilight novels and movies by Stephenie Meyer.
Pronounced "Twi-tard" as in the word Twilight.
1. "The idiotic Twitards on Twitter have ruined the reputation of the Genshin fandom and the game itself. Thanks for that."
2. "The Twitards have been left to themselves now that Twilight is past its prime and nobody cares about it anymore."
2. "The Twitards have been left to themselves now that Twilight is past its prime and nobody cares about it anymore."
by RememberBubblebutt March 31, 2023
pronounced twi-tard
One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.
They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.
One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.
They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.
by divby0 December 09, 2008
fans of twilight by stephenie meyer
usually (A) lonely girls who think they haven't been understood or (B) normal girls that don't read too often
usually (A) lonely girls who think they haven't been understood or (B) normal girls that don't read too often
Jane: hey guys i need a book suggestion
Girl A: well you can read Twilight, a book about swirling emotions and true love that MOST of you IDIOTS dont believe in!!
Girl B: I L0V3 3DW@RD <33333 SUP3R HAWTTT!!!
Jane: what?
Bob: oh those are twitards, get away
Girl A: well you can read Twilight, a book about swirling emotions and true love that MOST of you IDIOTS dont believe in!!
Girl B: I L0V3 3DW@RD <33333 SUP3R HAWTTT!!!
Jane: what?
Bob: oh those are twitards, get away
by talking space monkeys August 13, 2008
by San Hitalsuru May 23, 2009
A twitard is an obsessed fan of the suck ass vampire series Twilight.
Twitards are dangerous. Many have attacked innocent people all for saying they didn't like Twilight.
If you see a twitard, act with caution. They may pull a knife on you, throw acid in your face, hit you with Twilight it's self across the face and scratch your eyes out, just to name a few attacks that have happened.
Twitards are dangerous. Many have attacked innocent people all for saying they didn't like Twilight.
If you see a twitard, act with caution. They may pull a knife on you, throw acid in your face, hit you with Twilight it's self across the face and scratch your eyes out, just to name a few attacks that have happened.
by The lol Bandit February 26, 2009