Jew Twist 

1. When a jewish guy puts his giant jew nose in a woman's orifice and then twists her nipples while they both scream yiddish phrases like "mazel tov" and "shalom."

2. Same as above, but replace Jew nose with a menorah.

Sammie: Hey, Caitlin, how was your date with Mr. Goldstein last night?
Caitlin: It was the best lay EVER! He gave me the jew twist and a cleveland steamer!
Sammie: I'm going to go vomit now.

Jew Twist by The New Lizard King July 23, 2010

Jen Twitty 

A Jen Twitty is someone who is an illegitimate child to country singer Conway Twitty. We all know that as famous as he was, his "influence" was spread all over the world. He was married 3 times, but wasn't limited to those ladies alone. A Jen Twitty also doesn't realize that she's a long lost child, but a good Conway fan knows how to spot them. Too bad he never cared to love them too.

"What a lovely perm fro that girl has." -Geoffrey

"You mean Jen Twitty? She gets it from her dad." -Hans

"I've seen her dad, he has a bowl cut." -Geoffrey

"Not that guy, her real dad is Conway Twitty." -Hans

"Oh...I can see that." -Geoffrey

Jen Twitty by Professor Jaundice April 6, 2010

jamaican lime twist 

is when a man places his anus over a girls face, starts to poop, then urinates in his own face.

i like it when you give me a jamaican lime twist baby!

jamaican lime twist by amazingjorgasm January 1, 2009

joey twist 

noun-
The result of ski goggles hanging off the back, latched by helmet, becoming entangled in itself; usually sighted on ajoey, but can occur to any skier or border who losses focus on location of goggles.

Haha, nice joey twist fag.

You wanna know how to spot a joey; the classic joey twist.

joey twist by Kevin O'Such January 30, 2008

Jack Twist 

An unfortunate or ironic series of events. Especially or pertaining to homosexual behavior and displays.

Jack was the victim of a Jack Twist of fate one super day when he was to march his taunt glutes in the local gay pride parade, but instead received a mexican snake bite en route from an anti-abortion lobbyist. This is a true Jack Twist of fate.

Jack Twist by holy frijole May 13, 2006

jizzy twists 

When your cum sprays in in a corkscrew motion. Usually from extensive masturbation.

Kyle was viscously jacking off and he made jizzy twists.

jizzy twists by WhiteLightning12 April 5, 2016

Johnson Twist 

Going down on a Johnson.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

Johnson Twist by LaJohnson April 19, 2023