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tanksexual 

its when vala has a crush on tank
Your always horny!!
Vala: no im tanksexual 😎
omg so swaggy lets fuck ><
tanksexual by butterfliez June 13, 2021
girl: "i love edard cullen!!"

guy: "what a twisexual..."
twisexual by Lehmon February 22, 2009
A male who's into the twighlight series for one reason only... to pick up chicks
Mary: OMG your into the twighlight series?

Dave: Sure am... wana hook up?

Mary: OK

Dave: who'd have known being a TWISEXUAL would pay off
TwiSexual by Twisex January 30, 2010

twicesexual 

attracted to twice only. if you are twicesexual you are most likely a once
once: im twicesexual
thrice: wow so cool
twice: one in a million annyeonghasayo twice mida
twicesexual by stan twice101 November 3, 2020
loving Team Edward and Team Jacob aka wanting to bang edward and jacob
J: Last night while with my boyfriend, I was thinking of both Edward and Jacob...Does this mean I'm twisexual?

Ayesha: I mean...it's bad for you...i already twifucked both of them
TwiSexual by Ayesha721 July 10, 2010

tanksexual 

Tankies who are only sexually attracted to other tankies
Sasha: Us tanksexuals have a different Rule of Sixes than others. We need at least 6 feet tall, a 6 inch D, 6 pack abs, and uncritical support for the 6 socialist countries: Cuba, Venezuela, DPRK, China, Laos, and Vietnam

Cindy: Oh, you replaced the 6 figure salary because nobody can make 6 figures under communism right?

Sasha: Duh!!
tanksexual by natalu July 13, 2021