Dick Twiddling

The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.

Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!

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What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?

by Besenji March 15, 2009

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tweed-twiddling

skeet shooting(clay pidgeons) flaming kittens in the place of clay pidgeons, to feel a sense of arousal.

"I had issues with my probation officer until I took her tweed-twiddling last elembeth, and ever since she's been my obedient sex slave."

by Brinton Chadwick Lollar, Joshua David Chapman November 23, 2007

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When one person is not active, they are twiddling their thumbs. When someone doesn't know what they are doing their head is up their ass.

Ass Twiddling is when a team is composed of people who don't take action and seem incapable of doing it, at which point, everyone is shoving their thumbs to twiddle up another's ass.

That division is completely useless. Far too much ass twiddling going on.

by MysticVigilance December 8, 2014

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Twern Twiddling

A name for someone who does enjoy the odd prod or grab of ones gooch (twern).

Kirsty: 'Ealish? What are you doing this weekend?'
Ealish: 'Just going cruising, maybe some twern twiddling up Douggie head?'
Kirsty: 'Nice'.

by KrazzzyKat January 20, 2009

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sign twirling

Dramatic movement of a small sign by someone hired to attract motorists to a specific place of business. The best sign twirlers are very flamboyant and really grab your attention.

I went to the new restaurant's grand opening only because of the outstanding sign twirling at the intersection.

by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014

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