tweetcrastinate

How tech geeks procrastinate: randomly updating their twitter account over and over and over and over…usually with boring updates.
Combo of procrastinate and tweet.

Tech geek online: Today, I got bored and decided to tweetcrastinate. Ha. Ha. Ha.

by chocolate chocobo November 29, 2009

Tweetfart

a lapse in the thought process while tweeting that causes you to post something that maybe you shouldn't.

@Kanye :I know I said I'd bite my tounge but 6 AMA noms for a 19 year oLd?!?! Two albums!? Fuck that!!!!!

TMI can lead to tweetfarting. Here is an example:
@ruthakers They canceled school and reminded everyone to "Prepare for a blackout" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening* (definitely a tweetfart)

by ebabe February 10, 2010

tweetcation

A vacation from tweeting on Twitter, or a vacation from Twitter.

People have been saying funny things while I've been on tweetcation.

by Donque June 10, 2009

tweetheart

a single person who seeks friendship and love from some other person on Twitter.

She is a tweetheart. She is looking for a like-minded person on Twitter.

by uttam maharjan November 19, 2010

tweetheart

"Twitter sweetheart" which is a step down from "Craigslist whore-friend" and is probably not something that should exist, but apparently it does exist. See Twivorce.

I can't believe what that tweetheart thinks she'll get away with what she's tweeting.

by hyperbole and a half December 16, 2011