twat dog

a twat dog is when a male tries sticking his limp dick into a girls vagina, and it won't go in beacause it is limp like a hot dog, similar to whiskey dick.

That swamp donkey was so ugly i got a twat dog and was able to perform sexual endeavors with her.

by connor savage March 25, 2008

Twat-Dog

When you put a cold, preferably frozen hot dog in a girls pussy when shes passed out, then it gets stuck in there. It WILL smell like shit in a few days without her realizing it.

"When Jennifer was passed out drunk, I pulled the ol' Twat-Dog on her."

by Brian Wert Craig Wert Jared V December 20, 2008

twatbog

Any public location that seems to be only frequented by women because its very nature repels men.

Guy 1: "Man, the opening of the new Twilight movie was such a twatbog."

Guy 2: "Wait, you went to the opening of the new Twilight movie?"

by zlh5009 July 19, 2010

twatdock

The fishy smell of a woman's vagina, as if she has a piece of haddock stuck up in it.

It smells like twatdock in here! Oh I'm sorry- your mother just left.

by twofakebitches2 May 13, 2014