Twat Swatter 

The act or words of a female that prevents another female getting laid. Similar to a cock block but for females.

Jenny says "So you wanna go to the bedroom"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"

Twat Swatter by Seargant Shaft June 16, 2010

twat swatter 

The female equivalent to cock blocker; a man or woman who prevents a woman from getting laid. This term was created by Dane Cook, revealed in his May 2009 show Isolated Incident.

Oh my God, Becky, I was talking to this guy at work and Melinda comes up and asks me how my AIDS is! What a twat swatter!

twat swatter by Dane <3 May 24, 2009

twat swatter 

A woman who's vagina lips are hanging so much they swat anything that comes it's way.

Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!

twat swatter by smarties37 May 12, 2014

Twat Swatter 

A girl that prevents another women from getting laid. The female version of a "cock blocker."

-WOW! she is such a twat swatter!
-How?
-She just stole by boyfriend!

Twat Swatter by Josh Ridz May 19, 2009

Twat Swatter 

This is a girl who prevents her friend from hooking up with a guy. The female version of what we know as a "cock block".

Suzie and her hot guy are making out on the dance floor.

Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.

Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter

Twat Swatter by mi_ni June 11, 2009

twat swatter 

Comedian Dane Cook's definition of someone keeping a woman from getting laid,
The female version of a cock blocker.

I could have had the guy if that twat swatter hadn't been in such a rush to leave.

twat swatter by jnehvy September 2, 2009

Twat Swatter 

A twat swatter is the female equivalent of a cock blocker. A female friend may be blocking you from wooing another female, either out of ignorance or jealousy.

Jill is such a twat swatter; I was so close to Linda liking me until she showed up.

Twat Swatter by t89472 August 30, 2010