This is a girl who prevents her friend from hooking up with a guy. The female version of what we know as a "cock block".
Suzie and her hot guy are making out on the dance floor.
Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.
Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter
Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.
Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter
by mi_ni June 11, 2009
by Thaddeus buttshaft July 16, 2011
woman is talking to man, going to get laid.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.
by lucky biych September 13, 2009
Jill is such a "Twat Swatter". I would have hooked up with a dude if she didn't hand me a tampon right in front of him.
by black bill bob May 21, 2009
A girl version of a cock blocker.
Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 18, 2009
by alex olenik May 31, 2009
verb. (as popularized by Dane Cook)
A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.
A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.
Girl 1: I thought that guy was really into me but all of a sudden he turned cold and his attitude changed.
Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?
Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.
Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.
Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?
Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.
Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.
by DaneCookFan27 July 14, 2009