Oh Sheesh Y'all, Twas A Dream

The best saying ever. It was said in an episode of College Humor's: Jake and Amir. It's been said throughout the seasons, but there is an episode called "Twas a Dream". A "laugh-out-loud" moment. Amir get's into his rapping moments, and blurts it out. Possibly one of the most famous quotes on Youtube.

Amir: "Oh sheesh y'all, twas a dream!"
Jake: "Was it really?"
Amir: "Nay, it really happened"

by SmilesAreLove July 13, 2010

twasterd

straight up fucking wasted

shiieett nukka I'm fuggn twasterd like a mofucka

yo dude, im so twasterd I cud be a nigga

sippin patron all night like that got me twasterd as hell

by gel&kate September 9, 2010

level a teaspoon

to chill out, or relax

dude it’ll be fine just level a teaspoon

by the inventors of level a tsp July 26, 2019

Twatsplosion

The expulsion of vaginal fluids from the vagina after they have built up inside of a female for a short period of time. Once the area is probed by an object, the vaginal region becomes massively moist in a period of only serveral short seconds.

Just when I thought Mary was very dry, my fingers parted her lips and I felt a twatsplosion.

by subnetmask July 3, 2004

'twas

The Old English combination of the words "it" and "was", now creeping back into modern culture.

-Did you see the movie Yesterday?
-Yep. 'Twas the best movie I've ever seen.

by Seth Vicious October 5, 2004

twatpacker

A backpacker who behaves like a twat.

Look at this misfit. Flea infested dreadlocks, narcissistic tattoos, no clue, thinks the locals love him 'because I'm blending right in with this cool ethnic culture. Backpacker? What a twat. Right, he's a perfect example of a twatpacker.

by Mekongfrank June 23, 2016

twash

Epic gamer way of saying trash

Person 1: ur twash
Person 2: aww man

by ver epco July 26, 2019