pretentious twaddle

the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else

The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.

by dp916 February 14, 2004

twaddle

A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.

Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!

by weltkieg December 12, 2003

Twaddleable

Fuckable.

Kevin: Damn mate, he looking twaddleable..
Andreas: You're gay?

by pvpcrafterz January 30, 2019

twaddleberries

Residual toilet paper, unintentionally stuck to the female genitalia

When preparing to give Missy oral pleasure, Brian discovered she was infested with twaddleberries!

by Lizology February 22, 2007

munge twaddler

Someone who performs the re-writing of some coding routine.

Also, general derogatory term for anyone, for any reason.

"I just spacked a whole bunch of data just then"
"Ooh, you're such a munge twaddler!"

Or

"Why me? WHY ME?"
"That's 'cos you're a munge twaddler"

by rymix June 25, 2004

Wammy Ass Taddleshpank

When Telemundo makes out with the Wamp Ass Jape and gets herpes.

Aw man, TMJ = TOO MUCH JOE.

WAMMY ASS TADDLESHPANK

by Negger July 9, 2004

Twat Twaddler

1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.

2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.

3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.

4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.

Hillary Clinton is such a stupid fucking twat twaddler.

by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011