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Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.
That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.
by El ritardo July 15, 2018
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Texas Snapping Turtle

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt
by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005
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Snapping Turtle Puss

A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".
I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.
by DoubleDare3000 July 2, 2017
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Snapping turtle style

It’s like doggy style, except you place your partners head close to the wall or headboard and push them gently against it until their head pushes into their shoulders. Then pull them towards you and thrust into them fiercely so their heads pop out like a snapping turtle then repeat the process as necessary.
I came home last night and kept hearing thumps on the walls every few seconds. My roommate must be trying out the snapping turtle style.
by Juicemn99 November 25, 2020
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Angolan Snapping Turtle

When a man's penis hits the far edge of a females clitoris, it makes a loud flesh-to-flesh noise similar to that of a snapping turtle.
"Golly I banged Emma so hard yesterday I made an Angolan Snapping Turtle."
by Kokipod June 7, 2014
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Norwegian Snapping Turtle

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).
"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"
by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011
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snapping turtle

When a guy mouth fucks a girl so hard, he snaps her neck.
Man, I knew Tyrone's monster cock was going to give her the snapping turtle sooner or later.
by Doug E. Fresh Barcelona December 10, 2007
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