Turtle Neck

A Woman with a tight vagina and an overly sized clitoris

"last night i was with a chick with a wizard sleeve" " so what i just screwed a chick with a turtle neck

by Image Sack April 3, 2009

Turtle Neck

When you cut the tip off the condom and still out it on so the girl thinks she's protected.

Yo, Brian put on a turtle neck and straight jizzed in that bitch

by Asian trio April 8, 2017

Turtle Neck

Refers to a circumcised penis. Also known as a German Helmet.

Bill loves it when Sandy kisses his turtle neck.

by 1802 December 8, 2009

Turtle Neck Tension(TNT)

That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.

The following is a sequence of events

Text Conversation

Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)

(Later that night)

Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3

(Even Later)

Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"

Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"

At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).

Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!

by sanfran13 April 2, 2013

turtle neck jacket

this is basically a ANTI vsco girl jacket

person1: quick put on the turtle necks, the vsco people are approaching
person2: *puts on a turtle neck jacket

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 8, 2020

Turtle Neck Sweater

A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.

Random Guy says:

"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"

"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says

by usage of time management April 23, 2011

Turtle neck Tac

This is when a 'Tic Tac' (sweet candy) is place inside the fore skin (turtle neck) and gently rolled around, hopefully getting some smegma on it. You then proceed by giving this tic tac to a victim without him/her knowing. It is important that you inform them after they have eaten it.

Aww dude, that guy just ate a turtle neck tac.

or

In Berlin Jmal ate a turtle neck tac...ewwww.

by captain cashew September 14, 2009