sentry turret

1. Robot that shoots bullets at anyone it detects from the Portal franchise.

2. Protects your loved ones during sleep mode.

3. Sings beautiful songs of opera.

"There will be sentry turrets in this test. You remember them, don't you?" -GLaDOS

by TheHalfMex November 26, 2013

cunt turret

When a fat woman has a hanging mound of fat that covers her pubic region in a bulbous type fashion like a gunners turret on an old warplane.

That bitch was so fat I struggled to find her fuckholes behind her cunt turret.

by AngryBandy July 10, 2017

turret

An automated stationary weapon that shoots everything that moves into its field of view. Also known as a sentry gun. Common enemy in FPSs (first person shooters).

"Watch out those turrets!"

by Arskangel December 29, 2004

Turinetti

A family name meaning, "from Turin" The family with this name is smart and full of B.A.M.F.'s Don't fuck with these guys or they will tear you and your family apart.

You know, imma kill that kid.

I don't think that's a good idea, he's a Turinetti

by Gatlin123 October 11, 2011

Keyboard Turrets

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"

by potatopancake October 4, 2009

sex turrets

When you have turrets mounted outside your house that track movement, and emit sex sounds when activated.

Man walks by a house with sex turrets, and as they track him, he hears "OHYEAH!!!" , "Ughhhhh!" , and "Plow me so good!"

by Your Uncle Mario January 17, 2017

Internet Turrets

An awful disability many people are afflicted with. Someone who is completely normal in everyday life, if given access to the internet, will turn into a complete jackass. The person begins to spurt racial slurs, random insults (mothers and sexual orientations are favorites), radical views and opinions and just various garbage.

These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".

Examples of Internet Turrets

Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!

Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*

Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!

Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.

by bouncing-goldfish December 9, 2008