Turret Ninja

A man named Wesley, whom of which is a chubby chaser. Prefers girls that are a little on the husky side, and likes to awkwardly pat her butt. She of course does'nt encourage this action but nothing can stop the Turret Ninja.

Turret Ninja aka Wesley Tu aka Q DUBB aka SilentTwinkie aka yellow menace aka short round.

by Spiderman aka Master Splinter May 4, 2011

Turret-head

Australian army slang for a member of the Armoured Corps.

"I see the turret-heads have gotten their toy bogged down once again."
"Typical."

by RTM 1963 November 10, 2014

Turret Camper

A person who sits inside of a turret in Planetside (or another game) and TKs his teammates.

Wake is a gigantic douchebag because all he ever does is be a Turret Camper and wank it to Wendy's chili ads.

by Not Slot February 26, 2008

turret farm

Stupid tactic which WordnewbieWord commanders at the mod WordNatural-SelectionWord use cuase it's so easy.

Alien - Omfg thats like 40 turrets at third hive!
Marine - Stop buildings turrets ffs your gonna crash the server!

by Nomble August 14, 2003

turret fuck

That one noob on warhawk who spends his entire game inside a rocket turret because he sucks balls at anything else.

guy 1: i got shot again by that stupid turret fuck
guy 2:haw haw

by tekkentool October 6, 2008

turret tits

A woman with small boobs but abnormally large and pointy nipples.

Callie along with having a horse face has the worst case of turret tits that i have ever seen! If someone tried to motorboat her she would poke their eyes out.

by snohoboarder April 14, 2012

Turret Buddy

Can shit talk and sometimes bait his teammates. Be warned.

But is the best carry there ever is in videogames …..and in life.

Damn, Turret Buddy went 30-6 that last game.

by Reyna Main November 23, 2021