Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.

Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"

by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008

Rusty Turntable

Eating a girls butthole out and playing with her clitorous at the same time. Hint the name.

"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"

by mudduck69 July 29, 2009

Trainable

Formerly known as a retard, mongloid, or mouth breather. One that is retarded or mentally slow.

Look at that little yellow schoolbus full of trainables.

by Tim Norton December 6, 2003

trainable

Alleged politically correct term for a retard. Inevitably gave the politically incorrect a new word for retard.
Can be used in an excellent "you're in denial" style gambit.

"Dan, you're such a trainable"
"I'm not trainable!"
"AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA"

by J. P. Killham February 14, 2004

Tampa Turntable

to place human feces on a plate and microwave it until it explodes.

"Don't make that popcorn, can't you smell that I just did a Tampa Turntable?"

by TBagginTballs May 1, 2009

Turntables

A great pair of breasts.

"Dude, have you seen her turntables? Man, I totally want to have a spin on that set!"

by Mellynelly October 26, 2009

Terinable

Adjective
When a person with the name Terin does or speaks of something mildly to extremely bad or, in a word, terrible.

A pun using the name ‘Terin’

Seth: Did you hear about Terin? She got in trouble and had to go to the office!

Theo: wow! That’s Terinable!

by Supersoaker9000 June 17, 2019