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turdmenistan

/tûrdˈmɛnɨstæn/ A turdistan or a squat toilet, also known as laturda (from Italian alla turda), intended for use by men.
I should have taken a dump back at the turdmenistan. Now I'm fighting a turdkiss in rush-hour traffic.
by zaquax December 25, 2010
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turkmenistanian harp

When you braid your partners butt hairs and tape them to the side and then pluck them like a harp whilst your partner plays your wiener like a flute
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Wanna do the Turkmenistanian Harp?
Person 1: Sure
by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025
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Burkmenistan

Nestled between the borders of Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan lies the land of Burkmenistan, a tiny country waiting to be explored. Despite its small size, Burkmenistan boasts a rich tapestry of culture, history, and natural beauty that captivates travelers from around the globe.
As you journey through Burkmenistan, you'll be greeted by breathtaking landscapes ranging from the majestic Pamir Mountains to the tranquil shores of the Caspian Sea. Outdoor enthusiasts will find themselves in paradise with opportunities for hiking, trekking, and wildlife spotting in the country's pristine national parks.
But Burkmenistan isn't just about its natural wonders. The country's cultural heritage runs deep, with ancient cities like Bukhara and Samarkand offering a glimpse into its storied past. Wander through the narrow alleyways of Bukhara's old town, where centuries-old mosques, madrasas, and caravanserais stand as a testament to its Silk Road legacy.
The people of Burkmenistan are known for their warm hospitality and rich traditions. Immerse yourself in the vibrant tapestry of local life as you explore bustling bazaars, savor aromatic spices, and partake in traditional ceremonies and festivals.
Indulge in hearty pilafs, succulent kebabs, and delicate pastries as you embark on a culinary journey like no other.
I went to Burkmenistan last week
by éva May 3, 2024
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Twerkmenistan

The capital city of nurse jiggle’s jiggle backs it’s a vibrant city with a hot and humid climate in the north and west, its river flows with nice jiggle waves and the scenery has top notch jiggle views. In general nurse jiggles home land is beautiful and their people have huge jiggle backs due to their dna cells producing high levels of a protein called jiggle which explains the formation of the giggle backs
Twerkmenistan is home to the jiggle
by Reckzz28 May 7, 2024
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