turkeyham

A sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a turkey and the body of a swine.

Or a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a swine and the body of a turkey.

If you are a turkeyham you must commit suicide immediately or call the turkeyham hotline at 1800 TURKHAM (887-5426). Please not this number is no longer in service because turkeyhamness spreads via contact of voice and everyone working at the turkeyham hotline are infected/suicidal maniacs.

DON'T BE A TURKEYHAM OR GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

by turkeyham infected April 24, 2010

Turkeypants

Either an overweight person, or an extremely obese lummox.

Man, that Zeke is a real turkeypants.

by Brian P. January 10, 2006

Turkeyman

A sand nigger "faget" that looks like a turkey. He's known for raping the FUCK out of anything that moves. He also has a reputation of shitting on anything and everything he wants, especially open mouths. He consumes his own feces with delight, laughing hysterically while shit globs fall from his mouth.

Oh my god Turkeyman raped that vacuum cleaner!

Dude, did you see Turkeyman shit in that old lady's mouth? EUGH!

by Matt Swartz July 16, 2008

turkeytits

A stem from bitchtits, but with turkeytits, the boy in question smells as well. but really bad.

Yo, andrew, you got some turkeytits, now come over and play poker so we can steal your money, bitch.

by zachariah rappa September 25, 2005

turkeyass

An insult, generally good natured, but stern. Often used as a verb in addition to other terms.

example a. What's up with THAT, turkeyass?

example b. That fool was a straight turkeyassed monkeyfucker!

by cretino July 19, 2006

turkeycalling

while performing cunnilingus move the tip of your tongue up and down fast on the tip of the clitoris and make a high pitched sound. It will either sound like a turkey call or an indian on the war path.

The rapid tongue movement and the high pitched vibration will make your woman kick you in the back of the head.... with "both" heels.

Performing this act without making the sound is not turkey calling, its cunnilingus

She was fine until I started turkeycalling her and she kicked me in the back of the head......with both heels.

I told the neighbors that I had lost my turkey

by kokonut September 1, 2009

turkeybutthead

A complete retard, generally someone that does not have a clue.

God, that person is such a turkeybutthead!

by Alec James December 4, 2005