turkeybutthead

A complete retard, generally someone that does not have a clue.

God, that person is such a turkeybutthead!

by Alec James December 4, 2005

turkeybasted

similar to lambasted but this must be performed by a cripple... completly torn apart by a cripple

dude even thou that guy only has one leg he comlpetly turkeybasted you

by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003

Turkey butt

A dog who is at once lovably clever and a challenge to train or meet obedience expectations.

Owner 1: “How was your walk?”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”

by Monsieur de Miles November 28, 2020

turkeyburg

A word to use when you want to call someone a name, in a distinctly "I come from Aberdeen, Washington (where there are more suicides per-capita than anywhere else in the country" way. It has no meaning other than, "Yeah, I just called you that.... and you don't even know what it means but it sounds funny...".

Get out here right now, ya turkeyburg!

by Quinnquinnquinn January 6, 2008

Turkeybaste

When a woman takes in the bodily fluids of one man, with the intention of later depositing said bodily fluids on, or inside, another man.

Dave: Hey did you and Adam hook up?
Me: Yeah, then I turkeybasted Joe last night.
Dave: You dirty slut. That's turkey based.

by Dr. Hot Tub August 3, 2021

Turkeybasting

when your dick is too small to have sex but you wanna have a kid, so you jack off in your hand suck it up with the turkey baster and insert it into your girlfriend/wife

Sorry hunny my cock is to small to creampie, so we’ll have to start turkeybasting

by bumfukegypt June 26, 2022