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Turf Monkeys

noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.
Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"
by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010
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turban dave

Turban dave is a gambling side bet in a game of snooker and sometimes pool.
If a player is in a snooker or tight spot he may ask his opponent "how about a turban dave" this means the placing of a wager at even money that the player will not only get out of the tight spot or snooker - but also pot the object ball they are aiming for. The bet is forfeited if after the object ball is potted any foul is made. It can be agreed before the game commences that the person who is snookered can request a turban dave side bet and it cannot be refused by his or her opponent.
Keith was playing Barry when he had him snookered, Barry requested a £50 Turban dave and made it!! It sure was a great shot!!
by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014
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TURFA Turf turban Turban Dictionary turfed tura trufax Tufail turan turf war

Turban Dictionary

"Hello Mr Singh, what are you up to tonight?"
"Hello Mr Kaur. I have to get a phrase published tonight at Turban Dictionary."
"Good luck with that. I hope it passes the Turban Dictionary Peer Review."
"Me too."
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
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Tural

Turkish family name which means Standing strong with your heads up and never fall down , the other meaning of the word is the red soil which is a metaphor in Turkish and Arabic for the person who you can depend on , which is good inside and with high ethics . famous people with tural name :

Cemal Tural : Cemal Tural was a Turkish general. He was the Chief of the General Staff of Turkey and previously Commander of the Turkish Army, Commander of the First Army of Turkey and Commander of the Second Army of Turkey. He retired on August 16, 1969
Cemal Tural was a Turkish general.
by javdet February 8, 2019
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turdapult

A specially designed and fitted catapult used to sling turds into a neighbor’s yard or hot tub.
The turdapult has been variously used in a wide spectrum of situations, from special ops to folks who just want to comment on their neighborslifestyles with easily delivered stinking brown bundles!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020
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Desmond trufant

A beast Corner-back for the Atlanta Falcons and brother to Marcus Trufant. His Rookie stats Surpassed even Patrick Peterson and were similar to Richard Sherman Rookie Stats. he picked #21 so he can be Primetime 2.

he is Drew Brees least favorite player as of now
Drew Fleas: fuk! my 3rd interception of the day!

Colston: i told you dont target me! looks whos covering me...

Drew: oh of course... its...

Desmond Trufant: TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
by b17 February 1, 2014
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Turdasaurus Rex

a huge, monstrous, corny, dump that has been laid in a public bathroom.
Yo Dave just laid a bloody turdasaurus rex in the Dairy Queen bathroom sink.
by TastyTurdSandwitch July 5, 2010
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