turdular

descriptive of all things relating to shit.

That tramp smells a bit turdular, this fucking job is turdular, thats a turdular looking obstruction in my bog you are a fucking turdular retard

by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004

TURDRAPE

The feeling of being raped up the ass you have after delivering a huge turd.

Oh man, I've just been turdraped in the toilette!

by Halevi January 27, 2015

John Turturro

One of the most underrated actors of all time, Italian, incredibly versitile and able to fit into any character. Played a dim-witted southerner in "O Brother where are thou" A Sicilian gangster in "The Sicillian" a nerdy jew in 'Quiz Show" and a pedophiliac latino in "The Big Lewbowski." Frequently works with Spike Lee and the Coen Brothers.

"You said it buddy... Nobody Fucks with the Jesus" - John Turturro, The Big Lebowski

by derek finley October 11, 2004

turdcrumb

When you flush the toilet after #2, and there are still leftovers.

Heather never fails to leave turdcrumbs after her bathroom bonanzas.

by Lauren Huggins December 14, 2008

turdbruiser

someone who picks on the weak. to me a weak person is a turd. picking on them makes you a turdbruiser.

larry: dude, you can't hit that little turd!
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser

by ken power January 15, 2008

turburble

When a man meets a woman and the woman becomes aroused a wonderful rainbow emits from the woman's belly button.

You should have seen the turburble I gave the chick at the club last night it light up the entire dance floor!

by rejtwq45er December 21, 2010

turduckenolio

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

by Doctor Science February 20, 2011