I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!
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by E. Ho December 9, 2008
Get the turduckel mug.The process of performing anal intercourse with a female while consuming a tasty turkey sandwich. It should be gobbled utilizing a corresponding beastliness in which you are pounding the female- ie: lettuce bits, turkey pieces and globs of mayo should be flying through the air, and preferably on to the females back. To officially complete a turduckin however, you must ensure the female consumes the last and final bite.
There is also the hot tub submerged version of the turduckin experience, in which you must make sure to dunk the final piece of sandwich within the grimy water and then proceed to feed it to your female counterpart. This is called a Daveduckin.
It is important to note that to pull off the turduckin, it must be something along the lines of a 'one night stand'. This CANNOT be your girlfriend. For one to pull off a turduckin, you must find a qualified candidate who is not only down with anal, but also to have a turkey sandwich consumed while being pounded. The reward, after being completely plowed, is that the female is gifted the final bite.
There is also the hot tub submerged version of the turduckin experience, in which you must make sure to dunk the final piece of sandwich within the grimy water and then proceed to feed it to your female counterpart. This is called a Daveduckin.
It is important to note that to pull off the turduckin, it must be something along the lines of a 'one night stand'. This CANNOT be your girlfriend. For one to pull off a turduckin, you must find a qualified candidate who is not only down with anal, but also to have a turkey sandwich consumed while being pounded. The reward, after being completely plowed, is that the female is gifted the final bite.
Used in a conversation:
cope: "Man, I'm really sick of these regular sexual encounters, Jack heads, Swingers.. I'm looking for something new...
Rob: "Well you should surely turduck-the-fuck out of a bitch tonight!"
Roger: "Yeah man! Last night I almost pulled off a Turduckin- BUT- the bitch went ballistic when I pulled out the turkey sandwich"
Sarah: "The key is to make sure you're prepared with lube, condoms, and of course, a finely made turkey sandwich!"
Missy: "I absolutely love the final bite"
Hot Tub Dave: "Stop lying Missy, you wouldnt eat the soggy bite after I tried DaveDuckin you the other night!!!!"
cope: "Man, I'm really sick of these regular sexual encounters, Jack heads, Swingers.. I'm looking for something new...
Rob: "Well you should surely turduck-the-fuck out of a bitch tonight!"
Roger: "Yeah man! Last night I almost pulled off a Turduckin- BUT- the bitch went ballistic when I pulled out the turkey sandwich"
Sarah: "The key is to make sure you're prepared with lube, condoms, and of course, a finely made turkey sandwich!"
Missy: "I absolutely love the final bite"
Hot Tub Dave: "Stop lying Missy, you wouldnt eat the soggy bite after I tried DaveDuckin you the other night!!!!"
by cope. July 9, 2010
Get the Turduckin mug.The act of putting a chicken inside of a duck, which is then stuffed inside a turkey.
The act of masturbating, especially when done in a kitchen or butcher shop.
The act of masturbating, especially when done in a kitchen or butcher shop.
Every year the hardest part of preparing the Thanksgiving feast is the act of stuffing the turducken.
Trevor's mom screamed in terror when she walked into the kitchen and saw him stuffing the turducken.
Trevor's mom screamed in terror when she walked into the kitchen and saw him stuffing the turducken.
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Get the Stuffing the turducken mug.An annoying little brother that will eat everything in sight. He is typically a very good actor, tricking parents into doing what he wants. A Turduckle is sometimes not classified as human, for it is more of a turtle-duck than any existing mammal. The Turduckle is a fearsome predator, ruining everything in sight.
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Get the Turduckle mug.1. Person who is found to be generally undesirable or annoying.
2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.
3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.
2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.
3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.
1. John pisses me off. What a turdfucker
2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.
3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.
2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.
3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.
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