turd stick

A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms turd and stick.

George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.

by Googles January 11, 2004

Turdicken

When John Madden sticks his erect penis in a chicken that is stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

John Madden screamed "Boom" while performing a turdicken

by Bamf Hossyuk March 23, 2011

turdick

Somone who randomly gets mad for no reason during casual, calm conversation.

God, Mike, you yell for no reason, you are such a turdick!

by Ronche December 8, 2005

turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

by Robert Warren September 10, 2008

turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

by Robert Warren September 9, 2008

turistic

Having the quality of a tourist. Often used as a pejorative, as in ‘losing touristic scum’. Often spelled ‘turistic’ or ‘turistik’, so that phrase might be more properly rendered ‘lusing turistic scum’.
it is in latinoamerica

Having the quality of a tourist. Often used as a pejorative, as in ‘losing touristic scum’. Often spelled ‘turistic’ or ‘turistik’, so that phrase might be more properly rendered ‘lusing turistic scum’.
it is in latinoamerica

by romulo October 17, 2006

Turdicken

The act of diving on to ones table during a traditional feast where turkey is served, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas, and doing so while bare ass naked and spearing the pheasant with your dick then proceeding to slide off the table and run out the door with the turkey still attached to your erect penis.

e.g. Uncle Tom pulled a turdicken last Thanksgiving and gave grams a heart attack.
e.g. In order to join the SAE fraternity, John was required to perform a turdicken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday bra bash.

by Quasiboner December 27, 2014