turbidity

The act of vomiting during fellatio, by the fellator. The vomit produced by the act.

"She drank a bottle of my wine, but when she gagged she committed turbidity."

by SwillIdol June 8, 2009

turgidity

The consistency and form of a turd.

Person 1: "just took a dump, the turgidity was peaking"

by Whirlingrwriter0 December 21, 2014

Oral Turgidity

Oral Turgidity is a condition that affects certain public and political persons such as Donald Trump. The condition is manifested through constant failure to put together a rational cogent statement, identifying opponents using childish nicknames, meandering confabulated statements and made up terms such as Covfefe.

Donald Trump suffeers from oral turgidity. He said “I will build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me—and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

by ilookmarvlus September 24, 2019

tedidity

the -ity version of tedious

"I am suffering from extreme tedidity"

by study buddies May 5, 2008

tardicity

1) The quality or state of being retarded.

2) The incoherent or nonsensical quality of thought.

1) His chronic use of meth is only partly responsible for his tardicity.

2) By sitting next to you idiots, my tardicity has increased ten fold.

by MistaVibe September 27, 2010