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it aint trickin if you got it

Spending a lot of your money on a woman is bad if you don't have that much money to begin with, but if you "got it" meaning you got that kind of money, then it's not "trickin". trickin is spending lots of your money on a woman that you don't really have. It's not trickin if you got a lot of money so it's not that big of an amount out your wallet.
Lil' Wayne: it aint trickin if you got it
But u like a bitch with no ass u ain’t got shit

T.I.:Hundred deposit, vacations hit the tropics
Cause everybody know it aint trickin if ya got it
by uKNoWHoiTBe October 23, 2008
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Trickin

Occurs when a male uses his money, time and energy resources as a means to obtain or in exchange for sexual services from a female either directly or indirectly.

Females can trick as well, but not as common as male trickin.
"Charlie Sheen spends his weekends trickin on escorts in Las Vegas "

"Taking chicks out on dates is Trickin because she would never agree to have sex with you unless you paid for the date"
by SirTrixxxAlot July 8, 2019
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turduckenolio

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.
Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.
by Doctor Science February 20, 2011
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trickin off

give someone money or other valuable objects for sexual intercorse
i'm in love with a striper...
trickin off ain't where its at
by k-kizzle February 10, 2007
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turdicorn

The aftermath of deficating upon a strangers forhead and the fecal phalus is stuck in the erect position similar to its cousin the mystical unicorn.
Take it from me buddy, dont 69 with a drunk chick, you might end up with a turdicorn
by Lenny and George April 13, 2010
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Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!
by Danger500 May 17, 2011
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Turduckin

The process of performing anal intercourse with a female while consuming a tasty turkey sandwich. It should be gobbled utilizing a corresponding beastliness in which you are pounding the female- ie: lettuce bits, turkey pieces and globs of mayo should be flying through the air, and preferably on to the females back. To officially complete a turduckin however, you must ensure the female consumes the last and final bite.

There is also the hot tub submerged version of the turduckin experience, in which you must make sure to dunk the final piece of sandwich within the grimy water and then proceed to feed it to your female counterpart. This is called a Daveduckin.

It is important to note that to pull off the turduckin, it must be something along the lines of a 'one night stand'. This CANNOT be your girlfriend. For one to pull off a turduckin, you must find a qualified candidate who is not only down with anal, but also to have a turkey sandwich consumed while being pounded. The reward, after being completely plowed, is that the female is gifted the final bite.
Used in a conversation:

cope: "Man, I'm really sick of these regular sexual encounters, Jack heads, Swingers.. I'm looking for something new...

Rob: "Well you should surely turduck-the-fuck out of a bitch tonight!"

Roger: "Yeah man! Last night I almost pulled off a Turduckin- BUT- the bitch went ballistic when I pulled out the turkey sandwich"

Sarah: "The key is to make sure you're prepared with lube, condoms, and of course, a finely made turkey sandwich!"

Missy: "I absolutely love the final bite"

Hot Tub Dave: "Stop lying Missy, you wouldnt eat the soggy bite after I tried DaveDuckin you the other night!!!!"
by cope. July 9, 2010
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