turdburglar 

Someone who as a matter of duty or pleasure steals turds from unsuspecting victims of poo fetish

John was reading the newspaper calmly whilst taking a dump on Trudy's face. By the time he looked around to admire his handywork, Jason the fucking turdburglar, had already snatched up his pile of steaming brown glory.

turdburglar by Jatchy McJatch Jatch December 28, 2009

Turdburglar 

Turdburglar. A dog that steals another dog's turd and eats it. It could be a fresh turd or a stale turd.

Billy: Dixie pooped in the house this morning and Snoop ate it.
Kim: Snoop is such a Turdburglar.

Turdburglar by Deadpool89 October 27, 2019

turdburglar 

a homosexual person

haha -- look at that turdburglar!

turdburglar by Anonymous May 2, 2003

turdburglar 

A little gremlin who lives in your toilet who steals your turds when you're finished.

"Hey turdburglar, get back here with my shit!"

turdburglar by SB91777 July 27, 2005

turdburglar 

A really worthless person.

"That dudes a real turdburglar. Dont trust him"

turdburglar by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

turdburglar 

one who steals poo

anna williams

turdburglar by cream January 9, 2004

TurdBurglar 

When you are sitting on the can and the log that pops out from your 'poop shoot' is suddenly snatched by the force of a amazingly smooth criminal's hand sliding between your right ass cheek and the toilet seat, this my people is your commonly known TURDBURGLAR!

Informant: Da'Boof
Possible Whereabouts: Boof-Town USA, Lost City of Boof, Boofermuda Triangle & Boof Be Gone.

OMG! Who was that mask-man? He stole my Turd! What a fucking TurdBurglar! WTF Mate?

TurdBurglar by Boof Nasty April 23, 2009