Turbodouche

the worst of the douchebags; agressive in their quest to outdo the doucheist of douchebags

That guy Simon is a giant turbodouche

by Pteven27 March 19, 2019

getting turboed

When you are on a computer with a power and a reset button, and you tell someone to press the "turbo" button, which is really the reset button. They will think that it makes the computer go faster, but in reality, they will lose all of their work.

Joe asks Justin, "Why is my computer going so slow?" Justin says, "Maybe you should press the turbo button!" Joe presses it, and loses all of his work, seven times. What a gay. Joe just shoed getting turboed sucks.

by Mike September 20, 2006

Turbodoodied

To be extremely drunk, but still functioning enough to go home with a very unattractive/overweight member of the opposite sex. Somewhere in between shitfaced and butthoused.

Dude did you see Dave last night?
Yeah, he was turbodoodied and left with that broad that looked like Chris Farley.

by fdubzou August 28, 2009

turboed

The act of being exceptionally inebriated. Being turbo drunk.

After two forties of Old English, Jeff was turboed.

by Dargo May 21, 2007

turbodildo

Any sort of artificial reproduction of the penis that is rotated at high speed lengthwise by compressed air.

Administer the testicle clamps, and then apply the turbodildo to my anus please.

by Thunderbolt January 9, 2007

Turbodega

A deli/market/bodega that is inordinately clean, well-stocked and large. Turbodegas are usually found in Manhattan, New York, New York. Usually some sort of salad/hot food bar is present. Gourmet foods and bright lighting are also hallmarks.

An otherwise normal bodega that has a large, varied stock. This establishment seemingly has everything.

"The turbodega around the corner from me has everything"

"I went to the turbodega for lunch. I got a sandwich and some windshield wipers."

by Hans from Brooklyn December 17, 2008

Turbodown

The state of sudden stupid joy in which your brain short-circuits and makes you execute a lot of stupid actions in a defined time frame.

Valadez sucker-punched Betty in the face during a turbodown. It was hilarious.

by SignoreCapra January 27, 2010