Tuna Melt

The act of being a complete idiot.

Nigel: Shall we vote Brexit.

James: Nigel stop being such a tuna melt.

by NextYearxx March 29, 2019

Tuna melt

1. The act of performing oral sex on a girl after previously enjoying a bag of cheetos therefore leaving a cheesy residue on her tuna.

2. Slice of toast with tuna and melted cheese.

James: dude did you hear keagen ate out marissa lastnight?

Sarah: ew didn't he have cheetos that night?

James: oh yes he did, classic tuna melt.

by Cheeze Louize September 14, 2011

Tuna Melt

The crotch of a ginger; what's in between the legs of a red head.

"Once I took that ginger's clothes off, I gave it my all and ate that tuna melt."

by Dirtbag Numero Uno September 21, 2011

Tuna Melt

A sandwich made by taking a large ice cream scooper, scooping out the yeast infection of a woman's vagina, and throwing it onto a slice of bread for consumption.

A Burnt Tuna Melt involves a garnishing of pubic hair. Great fun for all ages!

"Aunt May, is that yeast infection still festering? Cause the kids need some Tuna Melt lunches".

by Marinolicious October 27, 2011

Tuna Melt

1. Someone who is unattractive, has a bad personality, specifically acts a bit fishy/dodgy but thinks they are number one
2. A guy who acts needy and possessive to women. Has a bad history with women due to his mistreating of them.

"Did you hear what Chris said the other day? "
"Yeah, god he's such a melt"
"Lol defo a tuna melt"

"All Dan does is chase after women and he gets nowhere with them"
"Such a tuna melt"

by El-Gee July 30, 2017

Tuna melt

When two or more tunas are bear sprayed at once

Hey there's those guys who ripped me off, time for a tuna melt

by Pappa wheelie November 21, 2017

tuna melt

Someone who is stupid yet is oblivious to the fact. They frequently make mistakes but tries to ignore them.

Cameron, you are an absolute fucking tuna melt.

by Tuna Mellt April 27, 2019