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trumpkin spice

A delicious beverage, usually drunk by republicans, it includes tasteful racism and one of the most God awful haircuts. Made from the freshest of trumpkins. You should start your day off feeling racist and political.
Satan: This Trumpkin Spice latte is amazing, I really feel a connection with this drink
by SatanIsMyHomie February 29, 2016
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Trumpkin

A supporter of Donald Trump's candidacy for the Presidency of the United States of America; the term invokes the munchkins of Oz, a minitiarized people of questionable intellectual backing and strong propensity towards astronomical heights of gullibility. Note: While the term can be used to describe any Trump supporter, it is usually reserved for either his online trolls or surrogates . It is rarely used in reference to his rallygoers, who are most often referred to as Trumpa Loompas.
José: Why do Trumpkins hate America so much?

Sarif: Maybe it's because they aren't allowed to own slaves.
by street grammar master September 15, 2016
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thumpkin

dude my phone fell in the toilet while I was doing the thumpkin
by bulwinkle April 11, 2007
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Trumpkin

A combination of a trump loving person and a bumpkin.

These folks make up the majority of his fan club

These are usually the typical trump supporters: racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, anti semitic, or any other intolerant ideas these uneducated (or just ignorant) white supremacist tend to have (they also may or may not be hillbillies)
Those fuckers yelling yeehaw on their boat with the trump flag are definitely TRUMPKINS!

Those TRUMPKINS protesting covid-19 because they can not get their haircut are making themselves look dumb.
by pee nis lvr June 27, 2020
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Trumpkin

Trump getting a blowjob from Conway while they dump on the rest of the nation.
While President Bannon is running the country the rest of us are getting trumpkined.
by Lord Dampnut February 7, 2017
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Country Trumpkin

The key demographic of Donald Trump supporters; primarily white males who live in rural areas and lack college educations. They are typically racist, gullible and technologically inapt. See bumpkin and country bumpkin.
I sold some ignorant Country Trumpkin the Brooklyn Bridge for $10,000, because I told him he could collect tolls and become a millionaire.
by Randy Fucking Rogers April 14, 2017
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Trumpkin

When Donald J. Trump gets a “sloppy” blumpkin from Ivanka. He must be eating McDonald’s during and before for at least 24 hours. He must be sitting on a golden toilet. He must have Billy Corgan’s band legally changed to the name of The Smashing Blumpkins. He then has to get billy corgan over to wrestle a crocodile While singing “ despite all my rage I Still love Faceoff with Nicholas Cage“.

After Trump has 36 trumpkins bequeathed to him, hologram ODB will run for President.

This is the official Trumpkin definition as learned from any degree in Shamanism from Trump University.
“ I was listening to the news and looks like he’s at Trumpkin #35. IBM is almost done coding ODB as a hologram. I’m pretty sure he’s gonna legalize medical PcP again”.

Friend : “ no shit. If he doesn’t ODB will”.
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